short film produced by Pixar and written and directed by Brad Bird,
a spin-off of The Incredibles (2004) distributed by Walt Disney Home Entertainment.
Cast
Bret Parker as Kari McKeen, the babysitter for Jack-Jack.Eli Fucile as Jack-Jack Parr, Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl's infant son
Bud Luckey as Rick Dicker, the government agent
Jason Lee as Buddy Pine / Syndrome, an evil genius
Movie transcript with pictures
KARI MCKEEN: Wow, it's dark in here. Wow! And now it's too bright! RICK DICKER: 182702. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. KARI MCKEEN: Wow. RICK DICKER: State your name, please. KARI MCKEEN: Kari. Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C, and an A instead of an E, and only one R, and an I instead of an IE. RICK DICKER: Tell me about the incident. KARI MCKEEN: Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring, and the parent, and all. Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.Can't I, little boo-boo-baby? Who can handle it? Who can handle it? Mrs. Parr? Mrs. Parr? Oh, well. She knows you're in good hands. Now who's ready for some neurological stimulation? It's time for cognitive development.
Who's the goo-goo-baby? Where's he hiding? That was really weird. Wait right here. Hello Mrs. Parr, this is Kari. I have a question. About Jack-Jack? Can you call me? Jack-Jack? Baby? Where are you? Where... Ah! Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening
and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm... How'd you get... We're gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flash cards. Won't that be fun? Triangle.
Good. House. Good. Campfire.
Don't panic! Baby on fire, baby on fire! Good baby! Nice baby.
KARI MCKEEN: Yes? SYNDROME: Is this the Parr's residence? KARI MCKEEN: Yes! I'm Kari, the babysitter! SYNDROME: Well, hello, Kari. I am... KARI MCKEEN: You're my replacement, thank heaven you've come! What does the S stand for? SYNDROME: For... Sitter! Yeah, sitter. Originally I was gonna have initials for babysitter,
but then I would've been going around wearing a big BS, and you understand why I couldn't go with that. RICK DICKER: And you believed him. KARI MCKEEN: The baby was exploding! You ever seen an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?
What's that? RICK DICKER: You told anyone else about this? Your parents? KARI MCKEEN: Yeah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me. Don't you Mr. Dicker? RICK DICKER: Sure, kid. KARI MCKEEN: I just wish I could forget the whole thing. RICK DICKER: You will, kid... You will.
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